Is Permanent Weight Loss a Myth? is the invalid question and the title of the article written by Romeo Vitelli who happened to forget that we need to eat every day as to not allow room for a myth to develop its plot as we are busy fixing ourselves a plate of food to eat. Now the better question is: Is a permanent healthy lifestyle a myth? And to that question, I must say: Well, you see… caring about our well being takes more than doing what men like us to do. And “Bananas have a lot of potassium” is an example of a statement that makes me want to puke because that is the least of our concern as one is taking ownership of the nutrient in our food by dissecting them into microscopic size bits as to have us entertain the idea that men give a crap only for me to feel like they are acting in similar fashion to a person who is trying to make up for your loss of leg by offering you to pay for the taxi cab to give you a ride. That will not make up for that. And nutrition is not going to make up for the oppression: it would indeed be a myth if it does! And that is the myth behind weight loss as no one is allowed to paint a better image of society through a display of a six pack that says, “everything is wonderful and in shape and correct order!” Nope, instead: “fat everywhere” prepares the mind correctly for the amount of endurance they need to have in relation to carrying the weight of men and their demands as to say the myth is more so that than it is your own will as men are trying to dismiss it as if it is an urban legend.
As men have tried to control resources by saying, “No food for women lest they do as I say because they must be dependent on me for life”, they have accused us of being “obsessed with food” as for them to be similar to ones who are helping us out in regulating the amount of it that goes in our mouths. So now that we are over the command that says, “do not eat lest I offer food for you to eat!!!!” let us answer the question that Romeo has proposed which asks, “What is it that drives our perpetual obsession with becoming thinner?” I will answer the question: What drives our perpetual obsession with becoming thinner is the fact that looking back at it, we should have just starved instead!!! What an opportunity lost?! Men should have been like, “no resources for women” and we should have said, “great! we would look even better as we watch you get fat you asshole!” Now we have anorexia… which means that I need to say the following to anorexic women:
TOO LATE, YOU STUPID WOMEN!!! GO EAT SOMETHING… YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN BORN 1000 YEARS AGO AS TO MAKE A BETTER POINT OUT OF YOUR EXISTENCE…YOU KNOW WHAT? EAT…DO NOT EAT… WHO CARES?! YOUR WILL TO STARVE IS NOT GOING TO DO US ANY GOOD ALTHOUGH GIVEN THE FACT THAT IT WOULD HAVE DONE US SOME GOOD AT ONE POINT IN THE PAST, YOUR STUPID ANOREXIA IS INDEED SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT!